It's All Greek to Me

Hangman is just America's excuse for a public execution though much less popular. I admit it. That thought is morbid, but as a plucky middle schooler, I wrote that sentence and thought myself to be clever. I considered myself at that moment to be the god of writing.

Now, before you get on me about thinking so highly of myself, I never specified which god. I could have been alluding to Hestia or Eos. I wasn't, but how could I be so belittling as to name myself after the goddess no one remembered? I wanted to be special. I wanted to be Zeus. I mean, everyone wants to be Zeus, but who can actually make it that level of power? Now thinking about it, Shakespeare was probably more Zeus level than myself.

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